Description: If you were a REAL friend, you would get help me master the ancient recipe for forbidden bacon. Ur-Bacon is infused with the spirits of the dead. What a thrill it'd be to serve that! But of course, only the dead know the secret. You might find it written down somewhere, but it'd be incredibly rare. Sigh.
Fainor wishes to know the secret of Ur-Bacon, but the recipe is known only to the undead.